Life's Unanswered Questions
Posted on 2005-01-14
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going flat???
- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' transactions when they know there is not enough money in your account???
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet???
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle???
- Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection???
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard???
- Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him???
- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets???
- Whose idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'???
- What is the speed of darkness???
- If you send someone 'styrofoam', how do you pack it???
- If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be???
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes???
- If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here???
- What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered???
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches???
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box???
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases???
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing???
- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like, every two hours???
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground???
- Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change??? ..... They're still going to see you naked/semi naked anyway.