The Women Get Their Own Back
Posted on 2003-01-08
The women get their own back.....
- Behind every successful woman is herself.
- Oh my God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!
- Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astarie did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
- A woman is like a tea bag..... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- So many men, so few who can afford me.
- Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich!
- Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it!
- Of course I don't look busy..... I did it right the first time.
- Do not start with me... you will not win.
- All stressed out and no-one to choke.
- I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
And last but not least:
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!