Different Ways To Say "You're Stupid"

Posted on 2002-12-13

  • A few clowns short of a circus.

  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

  • A few beers short of a six-pack.

  • Dumber than a box of hair.

  • A few peas short of a casserole.

  • Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

  • One taco short of a combination plate.

  • A few feathers short of a whole duck.

  • All foam, no beer.

  • The cheese slid off her cracker.

  • Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

  • Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

  • He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

  • As smart as bait.

  • Chimney's clogged.

  • Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

  • Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

  • Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

  • Forgot to pay her brain bill.

  • Her sewing machine's out of thread.

  • His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

  • His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

  • If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

  • Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

  • No grain in the silo.

  • Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

  • Receiver is off the hook.

  • Several nuts short of a full pouch.

  • Skylight leaks a little.

  • Slinky's kinked.

  • Surfing in Nebraska.

  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.

  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • The lights are on, but nobody's home.

  • 24 cents short of a quarter.


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